Finally they’ve come up with an article of baby clothing that tells the truth. I’ve known for decades that babies — although cute and adorable little bundles of slobber and acceptable fat — were at least partly designed to ruin your new Piero Tucci leather jacket. But let’s face it, a baby admitting he might barf is like a politician admitting he might get caught up in an embarrassing scandal involving a dime store street walker or the pope admitting he might be Catholic.
Still, it’s a step in the right direction when it comes to baby clothing. Might I suggest a few new extensions to the line? How about “I Might Rob You of Sleep for Weeks at a Time” or “I Might Pee on My Own Head While You Change My Diaper” or “I Might Make You One Day Utter the Words, ‘We Do Not Put Cheese in Our Butts.” (True story.)
All in all, a nice little pickup for junior’s wardrobe and a helpful warning for all of the neophytes that think all babies smell like powder. Stinky says: Buy It!
[Disclosure note: I am contractually obligated to serve as a corporate spokeskunk for JBiRD iNK, Ltd. and Kim & Jason. For what it’s worth, I do it against my will.]
This is a public excerpt from the private blog of Stinky, a stuffed skunk, opinionated connoisseur, and altogether jovial man about town. You can read all of Stinky’s enlightened thoughts on his blog as an official member of Club K&J.