I don’t know how many official food groups there are these days. Four? Five? Six? I guess it depends which diet happens to be in fashion.
I do know that there are five official food groups for children: excessively processed meat (see hot dogs, chicken nuggets), things consisting mostly of cheese (grilled cheese, mac and cheese, cheese pizza), ice cream, candy, and ketchup.
2 responses to “Ketchup is a Food Group”
Ahhhhh, Stinky. You nailed those 5 food groups for children! You’d think you’d been around a kid or two 😉
You don’t know the half of it, Marilyn. They think that hot dogs with relish is “fancy” gourmet cooking.