🎁 How to Ruin Your Holidays
The Cure Adultitis Institute has acquired a very disturbing report being circulated by Adultitis, designed to ruin the holiday season. Some suggested we shouldn’t share this document due to the dangerous protocols contained within. After much debate, we’ve determined that it’s important for Adultitis Fighters to know what they are up against and are able to engage in this war with eyes wide open.
We hope that, as sobering as it may be, this report will reveal the sinister methods Adultitis is using to compromise your position. Please use extreme caution when sharing this document with others.