This is really serious. You’ve been diagnosed with a case of Full-Blown Adultitis.
A diagnosis like this means that your life is spiraling out of control and people no longer enjoy being around you. (With the exception of the other 4% of individuals who also find themselves in this condition.) But don’t despair, friend, for there is hope. Other patients in equally dire circumstances have turned things around, and you can, too.
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Happily, there are a number of other fun ways to combat this enemy and get back into tip-top shape. See the Prescription for more information.