The Prescription
Adultitis is coming hard after us every day. Are you ready to start kicking its butt? You’ve come to the right place. Please consult our multi-faceted treatment plan options below to get your Adultitis under control.
Adultitis Fighter Arsenal
This secret area is where we’ve collected some of the most powerful Adultitis-fighting weapons known to man. Like an eBook that contains 15 of the most powerful Adultitis antidotes ever. A how-to guide on throwing your own Escape Adulthood Party. A digital copy of There’s An Adult In My Soup. And even wallpapers for snazzing up your computer and social profiles. We are regularly updating the cache. Want in? Become an Escape Adulthood Insider – it’s free!
Escape Adulthood League
The best way to vanquish Adultitis is with others. The Escape Adulthood League is an online secret hideout where you can connect with other people creating lives filled with adventure, meaning, and joy. It’s free from the clutter, negativity, and ads that have spoiled the experience in so many social networks. If the newsletter is the weekly dispatch, consider the Escape Adulthood League our own Hall of Justice.
Books
Jason and Kim Kotecki have written a number of books that dive deep into a number of issues one encounters in the battle against Adultitis. Not only are they effective, but they’re also fun, filled with lots of colorful art and photos, making them great for gifting, too!
Adultitis First Aid Kit
“Code Red! We’ve got a serious case of Adultitis on our hands!” The world-famous Adultitis First Aid Kit has been used by thousands and thousands of people all over the world to safely and effectively treat all stages of Adultitis. You can build your own, customizing it with essential tools you’ll need to beat this disease, quickly and painlessly.
Escape Labs
An Escape Lab is a guided experience that artfully combines immersive online content and a vibrant community designed to help you fight Adultitis and improve your life in a specific area of emphasis. Reminiscent of an online course, an Escape Lab is an experience infused with delight, inspiration, and adventure.
Escape Plan
The Escape Plan is a proven, extra-strength treatment plan guaranteed to annihilate Adultitis. It’s like a key that will unlock your mind and free your spirit by delivering a series of 40 challenges designed to get you thinking and acting in a more childlike way. Starting as a very public experiment in 2006, it is now available as a spiral bound field guide.
Wonderhunt
Wonderhunt is a journey to reawaken more wonder, peace, and joy in your life. A scavenger hunt for your soul, it’s the simple act of intentionally looking for wonder in an effort to reawaken your heart. It was created by Kim Kotecki in the midst of a challenging season in her life and is now available to be experienced in three-wonderfilled ways.
Book Jason to Speak
Left unchecked, Adultitis will eat your productivity, teamwork, and morale alive. If you are concerned that it may have infiltrated your organization, you can hire Jason Kotecki to help you anniilate it. He’ll work with you to create an inspiring, humorous, and heart-warming program packed with practical advice and pragmatic tips to prevent burnout while increasing fun and productivity. Jason is among only 10% of speakers in the world who have earned the credential of Certified Speaking Professional.
Escape Adulthood LIVE
Join Kim & Jason for a high-spirited livestream designed to inspire, entertain, and encourage you in the fight against Adultitis. If you attend live, you’ll be able to chat with fellow Adultitis Fighters, have the chance to ask questions, and win prizes! Grab your favorite beverage, take a little break, and join us for a cup of hope.
Attend Wondernite
Escape Adulthood Wondernite is an amazing evening of art, food and storytelling! Get all gussied up and join us for a special collecting event where Jason premieres never-before-seen originals and limited edition artwork. This unforgettable evening includes a delightful plated dinner, wine, dessert, and an extra helping of magic. As he reveals his new pieces, Jason will entertain and inspire you with the stories behind his work.
Festival of Shenanigans
The Festival of Shenanigans is a fun and ridiculous scavenger hunt designed to help you make memories, make a difference, and make Adultitis mad. It includes a a crazy list of 100 things to do, make, or find. You’ll be fighting Adultitis in yourself, with others, and for the good of the world. Not only will you be making your life better while giving Adultitis an atomic wedgie, but you can also win some rad prizes!
Visit an Adultitis Hospital
An Adultitis Hospital is a physical location that is extremely effective in treating especially aggressive symptoms. Even a brief visit can result in significant improvements. Fortunately, there are a wide variety of Adultitis hospitals strategically located throughout the world. Here are a few locations:
- Amsterdam, Netherlands
- Bronner’s CHRISTmas Wonderland, Frankenmuth, MI
- Butterfly World, Coconut Creek, FL
- Cedar Point Amusement Park, Sandusky, OH
- City Museum, St. Louis, MO
- Ed Debevic’s, Chicago, IL
- The Farm in Door County, Sturgeon Bay, WI
- The Golden Bee, Colorado Springs, CO
- International Spy Museum, Wash. DC
- Luna Park, Sydney, Australia
- Marvin’s Marvelous Mechanical Museum, Farmington Hills, MI
- Museum of Jurassic Technology, Culver City, CA
- Pike Place Market, Seattle, WA
- Ringling Bros. circus tent, Various
- Strong National Museum of Play, Rochester, NY
- Swan Boats of Boston, MA
- The Toy and Action Figure Museum, Pauls Valley, OK
- Velveteria, Portland, OR
- Walt Disney World, Orlando, FL
Did we miss one? Let us know! Send an email to kj@escapeadulthood.com and give us the details of your favorite Adultitis Hospital!