Do I Have Adultitis?

94% Have Some Form of Adultitis

Decades of research from world-renowned physicians, psychologists, astrophysicists, and circus clowns have gone into creating this remarkably effective intake designed to diagnose Adultitis. Not only will it determine if you have it, but this amazing tool will also let you know exactly where you fall on the spectrum.

Answer these questions as honestly as you can. If you think more than one response is applicable, just pick the one that most resonates with you.

Also, please remain calm throughout the entire intake. Although it’s normal to feel anxious about receiving a potentially life-changing diagnosis, rest assured that awareness is the first step on the road to an adventurous, exhilarating, Adultitis-free life.

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When my alarm goes off in the morning, I typically:

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When I go to the zoo, I’m more likely to notice:

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On any given weekend, I’m more likely to be found:

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My desk/work space predominantly features:

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This is what I think about following dreams:

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When a child dances in front of my cart at the grocery store, I’m most likely to:

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If I were at a formal dinner and someone noticed some toilet paper stuck to my shoe, I’d:

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During my lunch break on a beautiful spring day I’d be most likely to:

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I’m out to eat with some friends when one of them suggests eating dessert first, and I:

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During conversations, when someone brings up a topic I’m not very familiar with:

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Children are:

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I would estimate that I laugh approximately:

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