You, my friend, are a human being of the highest caliber. And you’ve officially made Adultitis really, really angry. Nicely done.
As a small token of thanks for your epic purchase, please enjoy these extra bonuses. Not only have you earned them, but they will also come in handy in your fight against the “Big A.”

penguins can’t fly: the extended cut
When I wrote Penguins Can’t Fly, I realized that there were way more rules that don’t exist than I’d be able to fit in the book. It was really hard to narrow down which forty rules would make it in. I conducted a poll on our website to get feedback from readers. There may or may not have been coin flipping involved. In any case, this small but mighty ebook contains five rules that didn’t make the original cut. But they definitely could have, and maybe even should have. Download the ebook here!
permission to break the rules coupon book
Sometimes we’ve been following rules that don’t exist for so long, we have a hard time believing that it’s really ok to break them. This handy coupon book provides the permission you need. Just download the file, print it out, and follow the easy assembly instructions that are included. There are thirteen different coupons in all, and you can use them yourself or share them with anyone you think could use a little nudge to break free from the shackles of Adultitis.
once upon a time video
If you think of your life as a story, there really only is one question to ask: Is it a good one? Full of fun, adventure, and meaning? In this 70-minute presentation, I describe the villainous condition known as Adultitis, and help you determine your current level of infection. You’ll examine rules that don’t exist that you may be unknowingly following, and discover some simple and inexpensive ideas for creating a treasure chest of great scenes for your story. You can watch the whole thing here, just use the password liveagreatstory
digital wallpaper
Spruce up your favorite digital doohickey with some official wallpaper featuring art from the book’s cover. They are specially formatted for a variety of devices..
Desktop Monitor & TV: 1920×1200 | 1920×1080 | 1366×768 | 1024×768
iPad: Lock Screen | Home Screen (clutter-free design featuring the blue painted background only)
iPhone: Lock Screen | Home Screen (clutter-free design featuring the blue painted background only)