What should I do if I think I have Adultitis?
First, get tested immediately. If the prognosis comes back positive, please, remain calm and take a deep breath. The worst is over. Undetected, Adultitis can simmer under the surface, slowly killing you from the inside out. But since you have discovered the problem, treatment is simple, straightforward, and actually quite fun.
Please consult our multi-faceted treatment plan options below to get your Adultitis under control.
Become an Insider
The latest breakthroughs in treating Adultitis can be found right here on EscapeAdulthood.com, where you’ll find an array of real-world strategies, practical ideas, and permission to live a fulfilling Adultitis-free life. Stay in the know by becoming an official Escape Adulthood Insider and receive the weekly email dispatch with simple tips and reminders for creating a life with less stress and more fun.
Join the Escape Adulthood League
The best way to vanquish Adultitis is with others. The Escape Adulthood League is an online secret hideout where you can connect with other people creating lives filled with adventure, meaning, and joy. It’s free from the clutter, negativity, and ads that have spoiled the experience in so many social networks. If the Insider newsletter is the weekly dispatch, consider the Escape Adulthood League our own Hall of Justice.
Get an Adultitis First Aid Kit
“Code Red! We’ve got a serious case of Adultitis on our hands!” The world-famous Adultitis First Aid Kit has been used by thousands and thousands of people all over the world to safely and effectively treat all stages of Adultitis. The kit is stocked with the essential tools you’ll need to beat this disease, quickly and painlessly.
Begin The Escape Plan
The Escape Plan is a proven, extra-strength treatment plan guaranteed to annihilate Adultitis. It’s like a key that will unlock your mind and free your spirit by delivering a series of 40 challenges designed to get you thinking and acting in a more childlike way. Starting as a very public experiment in 2006, it is now available free online or as a spiral bound field guide.
Book Jason to Speak
If you are concerned that Adultitis may have infiltrated your organization, you can hire Jason Kotecki to deliver an unforgettable program that can restore balance and prevent burnout while increasing fun and productivity. Jason is among only 10% of speakers in the world who have earned the credential of Certified Speaking Professional.
Attend Wondernite
Escape Adulthood Wondernite is an amazing evening of art, food and storytelling! Get all gussied up and join us for a special collecting event where Jason premieres never-before-seen originals and limited edition artwork. This unforgettable evening includes a delightful plated dinner, wine, dessert, and an extra helping of magic. As he reveals his new pieces, Jason will entertain and inspire you with the stories behind his work.
Experience an Escape Adulthood Summit
Part conference, part retreat, part mastermind group, The Escape Adulthood Summit is a one-of-a-kind event designed for people instilled with the soaring spirit of childhood. Held in picturesque Madison, Wisconsin, this transformative experience is your chance to connect with kindred spirits for a madcap weekend filled with fun and inspiration.
Sign up for Escape Lab
Escape Lab is a unique guided experience that artfully combines immersive online content, a vibrant community, and a curated treasure box of supplies and surprises. Reminiscent of an online course, an Escape Lab is an experience infused with delight, inspiration and adventure. Each Lab is completely unique, with an engaging combination of virtual and physical elements, thoughtfully crafted around a specific theme or area of study. The content, activities, and secret surprises are always different. It is our premier solution for defeating Adultitis and making your life way more amazing. Click here to learn more.
Visit an Adultitis Hospital
An Adultitis Hospital is a physical location that is extremely effective in treating especially aggressive symptoms. Even a brief visit can result in significant improvements. Fortunately, there are a wide variety of Adultitis hospitals strategically located throughout the world. Here are a few locations:
- Amsterdam, Netherlands
- Bronner’s CHRISTmas Wonderland, Frankenmuth, MI
- Butterfly World, Coconut Creek, FL
- Cedar Point Amusement Park, Sandusky, OH
- City Museum, St. Louis, MO
- Ed Debevic’s, Chicago, IL
- The Farm in Door County, Sturgeon Bay, WI
- The Golden Bee, Colorado Springs, CO
- International Spy Museum, Wash. DC
- Luna Park, Sydney, Australia
- Marvin’s Marvelous Mechanical Museum, Farmington Hills, MI
- Museum of Jurassic Technology, Culver City, CA
- Pike Place Market, Seattle, WA
- Ringling Bros. circus tent, Various
- Strong National Museum of Play, Rochester, NY
- Swan Boats of Boston, MA
- The Toy and Action Figure Museum, Pauls Valley, OK
- Velveteria, Portland, OR
- Walt Disney World, Orlando, FL
Did we miss one? Let us know! Send an email to kj@escapeadulthood.com and give us the details of your favorite Adultitis Hospital!