They’re here! They’re here! We got the new Celebrate Everything calendars back from the printer and they are gorgeous, you guys! If you got last year’s version, you will be blown away by this year’s. At 12″ x 12″, they are larger (Bigger art! More room to write!) and the printing is spectacular, featuring brilliant UV inks and a luxurious, velvety soft cover.

Just like last year, every single day features a real (although sometimes obscure) Adultitis-fighting holiday, typeset in legit, official-looking fine print. Not just the old standards like Valentine’s Day and Halloween, but celebratory occasions like Bubble Bath Day, Bacon Day, and International Ninja Day! Plus, every month features an open-ended challenge to help you keep Adultitis at bay all year long.

If you buy two, you get 25¢ shipping, and you automatically save 20% if you buy 5 or more. You know for things like Christmas gifts for friends, family, clients, and colleagues.

Only 500 calendars have been printed, and they are all signed and numbered by me.

Hurry — get yours now!