Shopping really sucks this time of year (unless you’re a glutton for long lines, jammed parking lots, impatient shoppers and clerks who are one idiot away from a complete meltdown). Plus the Mall Santa can be kind of creepy. God invented the internet so you don’t have to be out and about this time of year. I wanna do my part to help you avoid the ridiculousness, so if you use the coupon code SANTASCARESME you can save $5 off any order of $25 or more at the Kim & Jason Lemonade Stand. Offer good through the weekend, a.k.a. Sunday, December 17, 2006. (Need gift ideas?)
With all of the time you save, check out this awesome photo gallery of more kids being scared senseless by Santa.